Friday, January 26, 2007

skeezofreenick

Mother Theresa's face on the living room floor of SVM

This fork looks right at me as I whistle a closely guarded tune. The life of the charcoal-smith sitting in the passenger seat is 10 stories long. I whistle as I hear it. A homeless kid asked me a question the other day. He asked if I slept well at night. That kept my mind going for a week when I finally paused my thoughts and took a nap on the sidewalk in Times Square. Waking up fresh was easy after that. The charcoal-smith passed by as I got up to get some coffee. I waved at him and tossed my lucky fork to the homeless kid and asked him to protect it. He smiled at me just for a while and ran up to the 10th storey of Times Square. I went and got my coffee from the coffee chain, just to come back and see the kid with his face down around the curb. Cranberry juice was just flowing like there is a leak somewhere. He had jumped. I shed a tear. The charcoal-smith gave me his seat after that. Very nice of him. Sleep well, sonny. You'll have good sleep now. Last fall i swept all the leaves under my bed and now they have grown into bushes. They smell like weed. Little homeless kid showed me how to roll them in dried Nipah leaves. I told him to remember me fondly. I heard from someone he is an orphan and then they went on to say that the heaven's gates have passive grafitti...like words...like 'make bongs, not bombs', and 'HE smokes, too'. I have called him son. I have called him the homeless kid. I have called him charcoal smith. I had my own country once. I was both the ruler and the ruled. I wish there were other ways to let you know how my father's morning face looks like. Handsome.

Jan 2006 - Jan 2007 - The Phase/Face












Terrorist?!No, Carrot-wrist, maybe... I tried disguising myself as a Sikh.
Now my cheeks and chin feel like somebody else's head.
I freak myself out sometimes.
Can't wait for next week to alight my facial fur...
Pictures follow sequence.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hell

Wait, please wait for me,
we will always be
counting all the road signs to have
a little courtesy,
hypocricy,
make-belief the tremors I feel
when I touch your skin,
deep within
my secret butterfly, she displays
on a gloomy day,
and begins to pray
for the sun to come around her and play,
I will tell you once,
I could tell you twice,
there's nothing more to life, so don't leave
me hanging here,
and that is all I fear
convulsion crushes you with a blow,
and I bet you know
what you need to know,
it's time to pull your plug 'cos you need
a little privacy
to be alone with me,
promises that I'll never keep
as I don't believe
that you have the lead
I'll find you when I get there, so please
just wait for me...



Tuesday, January 23, 2007

R.I.P. Toby




Toby passed on in iraq 2 days ago.
Those who aren't close are always closer.
Richard, if you are reading this, my heartfelt condolences.
I wish I was there right now.
Toby, thanks for the crash course on fine lines.
Will never forget you and all the smoke-ups we've had...
Fuck you Bush...

Lover's Yoga by Senior Monk Dalai Tie Lai Laama


Senior Monk Dalai Tie Lai Laama




There are just 5 simple steps for this form of Yoga. The Lover's Yoga originates from Teluk Intan, Perak, Malaysia, and has spread all over the world over the years. Now, thanks to Dalai Tie, the co-founder of Starville Sutra-Yoga Institute (situated in Starville Apartments, Subang Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia), Lover's Yoga is now available to the general public (as it was once said that only the elite were allowed to practice Lover's Yoga). Being a holy and generous man as he is, Dalai Tie has allowed me to take pictures of all 5 steps and post it in my blog for the benefit of all reading. So people, Learn how do it. enhance your love life.....

STEP 1 - The 'L' posture


STEP 2 - The 'O' posture


STEP 3 - The 'V' posture


*STEP 4 - The 'E' posture


STEP 5 - The 'post-orgasm' posture



* note that Step 4 is a little tricky and you may need someone there with you to call the ambulance if things get out of hand. So be careful people...

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Happy Yew Near!!!

New year is just around the corner. No time to make changes to my biological alarm. I'm as farny as I get...farny, now there's an interesting unreal word. How funny is farny? Well, it is when you hear a joke and it is so funny that you laugh and crack a fart at the same time...

2005 flew pass... 2006 was a joke... 'Wonder what 2007 has in store for me and my little brother Johnson...Forgive him for being shy...

Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Druid's Top 20 Songs for The Moment

1. Krusty - Papa M
2. Romulus - Sufjan Steven(s)
3. Between the Bars - Elliot Smith
4. Reckless Driving - The Jim Yoshii Pile Up
5. I'll Be - Edwin McCain
6. Ein Grauerstar In Der Kavallerie - Appendix Out
8. Regulate - Warren G???!!!! ( people, trust me on this one)
9. Creep - Stone Temple Pilots
10. Motion Picture Soundtrack - Radiohead
11. Three Libras - A Perfect Circle
12. Planet Caravan - Black Sabbath
13. Planet Caravan - Pantera
14. One - U2
15. Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Pearl Jam
16. Sovay - Andrew Bir'ds Bowl of Fire
17. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
18. Stay - Lisa Loeb
19. Canticle/Scarborough Fair - Simon & Garfunkel
20. Yele - Wyclef Jean